Things I have never been pt 2

I have never been kissed by a little person
I have never kicked a giant in the face
I have never eaten chicken off the bone
I have never been shark bait.
Record-Tying Shark Bite Reported - Orlando News Story - WKMG Orlando: "VOLUSIA COUNTY, Fla. -- A record-tying shark bite was reported in Volusia County Sunday.
A 32-year-old man was knocked over by a wave in Ormond Beach and then bitten on the foot by the shark Sunday, officials said.
The victim was able to drive himself to the hospital for treatment."