Dating Scrotum, gay guys, and breeders

I went on a date with a guy named Mark, I later found out his nickname was Scrotum.
3 guys I dated for short period of time, were in fact gay.
2 guys I were crazy about got other girls pregnant while dating me

So at last tally, 1 scrotum, 3 not hetro, 2 johnny spreadyourseed.